audio. un: no.

[growlies]

Y'know, these things are nice and all, but where's the fuckin' internet when you need it? Not that the service in my last place was great. ( Mostly relegated to what exists in the Underworld - definitely no real connection to the living and definitely not the Internet in all its glory like she's heard about, but better than these communication devices that stick to an even more limited amount of connection.

She is clutching a post on the top of a pirate ship to keep from falling over. )

I've got at least three questions to ask, and so I guess I'll use ya'll as my google.

1. How do I stop the entire damn ship from making me feel like I'm gonna puke my guts out and there is no ground?

2. What's the top 3 rules of traveling in the multiverse?

3. What are some unique, clever come backs for misogynist pirates? I'm running out

Hit me up or don't.

Comments

[growlies]

That's honestly so wild to hear about them being so ingrained into society they have their own podcasts and people know all about their lives and family. But yeah that's cooler than only being able to control ants.

( All she really knows about superheroes is secondhand knowledge of movies and comic books ) Isn't like anonymity important to 'em or is it not a big issue?

[cosplayqueen]

So non-issue for most of them. Only Ms. Marvel, Spider-Man, and Daredevil have secret identities in America. Then there's the Red Daggers over in Pakistan. Oh! There is that one guy with the cool all-white outfit who basically runs from Europe to Egypt. Weird territory choice, but okay.

[growlies]

Well, shit. That's wild. So you were just living in this world where there are so many villains and crime and shit that it needs so many superheroes? Or do you feel like relatively safe? Cause gotta say, evil alien invading twice seems like a Lot already.

[cosplayqueen]

I mean mostly I do feel safe. Sure once every like two to three years someone tries to end the world, but that's what the superheroes are for! People like Daredevil mostly fight gentrification. Ms. Marvel and Spider-Man mostly just keep shady government agencies from oppressing people or some guy with cool tech from like blowing up a building or something. You know how that goes.

[You can practically hear the stars in her eyes as she gushes about this hero.] And there's of course Captain Marvel! She's so amazing and powerful that we'll always be safe. During the last invasion she literally destroyed this huge mothership by just flying through it! How can you not feel safe when someone that powerful is on your side?! Ugh! I love her so much. She's so cool. I would literally die for her and her sparkly fists.

[growlies]

( Red doesn't know what it's like to have that much faith in a person especially one she's never met. Don't they make mistakes? Don't they fuck up? Don't they let people down or fail sometimes? Still she doesn't want to break Sunshine's clear joy and belief so she doesn't say anything for the moment.

Just kind of laughs a little. )

Well, shit, the way you put it, it seems like they're really somethin'. I don't know that I've ever had that much faith in anybody.

But y'know. I also don't have superheroes where I was from. ( Not in the Underworld and not in the living one either as far as she heard. A long pause. ) They don't ever fuck up or anything?